Hey guys thank you for your views. 99 views. So things were much more bizzare. Let me tell you about myself. 1)My favorite sanrio character(hello kitty character)is Badtz☆Maru 2)I have a rabbit. 3) I'm in pre-algebra 4) I have no middle name. 5) I go to solid rock ministries. 6)I fear showers 7)I am crazy 8) I like Owl city 9) Jesus is awesome 10) Bert the farting hippo and totally Thaya are my favorite blogs. Feel free to post comments in the comment box below. Tell me about yourself. Post the answer to riddles and joke in the comment box too. Tell me some dares and I'll post them if you want (tell me too or I won't post it). Here is today's joke: What sleeps wih its shoes? Here is today's dare: Sing the alphabet whenever someone says a word you don't know. Here's today's funny stuff that I have no name to so please if you guys could post a comment telling me what to callit: 1)I dropped a hershey kiss in the school's toilet. 2)I hugged a tree. 3)I had to deal with a diva rabbit this morning. Here are the facts today: 1)England cotton tails are about to go on the endangered species list. 2)The winter Olympics are going to be in Sochi which is not in japan but in Russia. 3)The nucleus is the control center of the cell. Please comment thankyou for reading. ☆

hey guys I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday. So here are some funny things: 1)I pet a tree(you should try it) 2)I rolled down a hill. 3) I played tug of war with a bunny(she won). Here is the joke of the day: Whatcan you do to make a one armed dude to fall out of a tree? post your comments and joke answers in the comment box below. Thankyou so much for listening. Hey here are today's facts. 1) Rabbits love to play fetch but they throw the toy and you go get it. 2) Carrots help your skin amd eyes. Sorry only two facts. Here is today's dare: Go into a bathroom stall and make fart sounds and say oh thats so gross and things like that. Byebye Badtz☆maru is gr8.

Hey guys! Just wanted to say that it is totally fine to comment I would like to thank those of you who viewed my blog. Here are some awesome blogs:Bert the farting hippo and Totally Thaya. These two blogs are the best. Here are the funny things I did : 1)Me and my friend were shouting jamacian hunger games. 2)I did the duck moon walk. 3)I was pretending to make a major dump inside the bathroom. (I was saying things like that is just nasty and makingbfart noises) As you can see this blog is getting a little boring so feel free to post some dares. If you are willing to share some xrazy things that you do post in the comment box below: Here is the joke of the day:What is black and white and red/read all over? post your answer in the comment box below. Here are some facts:1)When taro is mixed with a certain type of plant it can get rid of diarrhea.2)Bald eagles are in fact not bald.3)The hum of a humming bird comes from its wings. Here is the daily dare:Sniff people as they walk by.Thankyou for your time.

Thank you to all my viewers. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I know that that joke was boring so I have another one that I hope you will find more interesting.Here it is: Your on a one way street. You turn the wrong way. You pass twelve cars. You speed past a police station. How are you not arested? Post your answer in the comments below. I was thinking about my fear then I got a great Idea. Maybe I can find the scientific way to to say your fear. Mine is ablutophobia. Here are some funny things: 1)I really danced out of 7th period singing twinkle twinkle little star and I'm a little tea pot. 2) I knocked on my friend's bathroom stall and said"Trick or treat". 3)I had a sudden arge to sniff people in the hallway. 4) When bunnies yawn it is terifying. Here are some facts: 1)studies have shown that people who watch more Tv have a better vocabulary. 2) If you are clogged up with fecal waste it could result in : constipation and excess weight. 3)Most of your body weight could be your hair weight. Kay bye

Hey guys so far I have 10 views. Woo Hoo. Tell your friends please!! oh and feel free to comment. Complanits,facts riddle answers I'm going to try to write some thing new every day.I know that it is kinda weird to be saying "oh 6 views1 yay or 10 views yay" but really every comment and view matters! Any ways today I would like to recommend some other blogs that are really cool. Here they are: Totally Thaya and Bert the farting hippo. These blogs are awesome and you should really consider reading them. Okay I know that joke last time was dumb so heres another riddle: What is taller without a head? Please leave an answer in the comment box bellow to see if you are right. I know this blog is supposed to be funny but it hasn't been. So here are some funny things: 1)so if you ever played with a toy giraffe or own one then you should put a dress on it. What do you think I'm joking. No. 2) I have a class where the teacher really doesn't watch us or care what we do so it is really boring. Once I just so bored I wanted to dance out of the room singing twinkle twinkle little star. 3)I have a fear of showers. what you thought I was kidding? No I was watching NCIS and this lady was going to take a shower then out of the shower didn't come water. Out came BLOOD! Their was a dead man in the water system. Stop laughing! 4) Call me crazy but I think that porcupines are not brown but infact purple. Don't call me color blind! There was a picture of a purple porcupine on the internet! Search it if you don't beleive me. Facts: 1)solid waste disposal is the third largest municipal government expense. sorry couldn't find anything that was interesting sorry!

6 views more facts(some might be misspelled)

I really can't beleive that I got this many views! 6!!! that is such a large number! I really hope that this is working because I'm using the html coding way. Well anyways I really hope that if someone is out there reading this that they try to go to Codeacademy.com. Seriously It is a great way to get started in computer programming! well I'm new to coding so if this font is really big or really small I'm sorry. So if people wanted to post a comment they can if they want. But remember I'm new to blogging and coding so please don't tell me that. I already know. :p. yeah i know. bye here are some facts for today: 1) Pants is an abbreviation for pantaloons(highly uncommon) 2) Html is an easier coding language to learn. 3)In Russia a Matrooska means little mama. sorry if I spelled anything wrong! Heres a riddle:What gets wetter the more it dries? Please post your answers in the comment box below. Thankyou for reading.

Diapers, school, weird facts

I wonder what it would be like to wear a diaper once again. Would I get a rash or would it be relatively comfortable? I wonder if my favorite Sanrio character Badtz- maru would wear a diaper. Well just because I want to know what a diaper is like I don't want to know because then I would have to wear one and there is no way that I'm going to wear a stinky, Itchy, diaper. If you think about it diapers are sort of disgusting.  It would be gross to have a mushy piece of fecal release in your pants. Sorry lets just get that nasty thought out of our minds.

 What about school? My teacher was droning on and on about sugar. She said that sugar makes you be unfocused. However Research shows that sugar helps you remember. My friend said that I was going too far by saying that to my teacher. hey she was right. That was the teacher I'm just a student. But just because I'm a student doesn't mean that I can't have an opinion. I was so exhausted and she said that the class was having a sugar hangover. I didn't eat alot of candy I was just very tired from an event last night.

I sort of feel bad for saying those mean things about my teacher. Sorry for the negativity here lets talk about something positive. catching fire is coming out!
 now for some facts:

1) Badtz-maru was born on April 1st and was born in oahu.
2) The part of the Animal's nail where there is flesh and you cannot clip is called a quick.
3) When bunnies lick you they are showing affection, much like dogs do when they lick your face.
Bye